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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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