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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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