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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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