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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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