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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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