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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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