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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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