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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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