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Pet death
My
uncle
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Loki
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hyena 🐺
a turkey 🦃
a lynx 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
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