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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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