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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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