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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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