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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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