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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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