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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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