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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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