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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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