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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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