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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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