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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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