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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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