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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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