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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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