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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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