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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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