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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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