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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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