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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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