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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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