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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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