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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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