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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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