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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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