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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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