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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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