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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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