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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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