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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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