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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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