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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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