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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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