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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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