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Pet death
My
uncle
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Alfie
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a lynx 😺
a bull 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a cheetah 😺
a crocodile 🐊
a warthog 🐗
a hippo 🦛
a pufferfish 🐡
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