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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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