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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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