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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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