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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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