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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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