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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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