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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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