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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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