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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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