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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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