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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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