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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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