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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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