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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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