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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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