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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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