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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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