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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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