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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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