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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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