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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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