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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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