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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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