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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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