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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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