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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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