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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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