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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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