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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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