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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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